Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hokkien~ xD

GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at
the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !


Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?


Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah. Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak. Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?" So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money." So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock. At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!" Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number. So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command
of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot
pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat


E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no
ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
Singabolean


F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong
simi?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

How to be Gangster

Wanna be a gangster !?

Friday, August 8, 2008

No MOOD !

today i dun wan blog liao...no mood..dun come kacau me...who come kacau mi...i diu who.

[Ah HouKOR]

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Interact Installationn loo~

hohoo~ veriee tirinn n superr superr hot day lorr~ everyybodyy summore wearr till so yeng yeng de lor~


ahahaa~ chewwiee tryinn to get in cameraa~ darren see performance till so chee kek x"x


hohoo~ all act coll lo~

o"O anotherr actt cool lo~

ahahaha~ darren look likee a lillttle boyy boii~~

mee iss 电话白痴laa~


wakakakaa~ hou with handbagg~~ n chewieee~


mee withh chewiiee lo~
hahaa soo tiredddxx x"x

chewwiee~ Darrenn~ n Mee~ eehh. ? thatt My handd merr? x"x

weeeee~! groupp pictureee~ = ) see jee keenn n wei loon behindd~ xD
thatss all loo~~ bYee Baiii~~

By:[Chung-崇]

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sorry XiaoLin~

waH....this week too many problem happen to us lerh...we Almost break up liao...lucky at least we still togerther ^.^.....
sorry larh..XiaoLin...all is my fault...is me dun belive u 1st =.=...sry~~i wont listen ppl say lian..forgiv mi ba....muakxxs...
if u dun wan me then no ppl wan me liao...and i always think 我不配你
u so leng lui and so smart...sure got many ppl like u de...and all sure is better than me..
i so yong sui and so dumb... how to 配你 ?
我明白你要的是什么。 。 。 。 。 。 。 。 。 。 。
不要离开我可以吗? 因为我很爱你。 你知道吗 ?
好想好想好想好想 好想好想和你在一起只到永远。 。 。
我越来越爱你只有让你拥有爱情我才安心。 。 。 。 。。
我只想用我这一辈子去爱你。 。 。 。 。 。 。 。 。。。
你愿意让我爱你一辈子和保护你吗?。 。 。 。 。 。 。。

Friday, July 18, 2008

想太多...

你笑着说,他是朋友,但你眼中太温柔,我的不安,那么沉重,只有你不懂,他霸占了你的心中,属于我的角落,所以你说,我们不是你和我,是我想太多,你总这样说但你却没有真的心疼我,是我想太多我也这样说,这是唯一能安慰我的理由............

[Hou]

LoVe

风爱上了云本来 就是不可能的事
我爱上了你
是我宿命上的悲伤
没有咖啡的早晨就跟 没有你的人生是一样的
当我生命里面懂得什么叫love的时候
我才知道什么叫做爱
你能为我加上ing吗?


Hou

Love You

就算怎样你都继续爱上我的,我们会永远爱在一起
我轻轻的尝一口你说的爱我
还在回味你给过的温柔
我轻轻的尝一口这香浓的诱惑
我喜欢的样子你都有
你爱过头 竟然答应我......
看不见你的笑 要我怎么睡的着

第一次看着你 就为你心动
聪明的我 怎能让你走
第二次看见你 我竟然失控
是我的错 请你原谅我
第三次看见你 想要告诉你
我真的爱你 是真的爱你 第四次看着你
我有些要求 希望你能够 安安安静静地聆听

一.让我保护你
二.让我照顾你
三.所有的要求不能当作游戏
四.接受这命运
五.永远不分离

want be your lover want be your man
我只希望给你多一点 我只要你开心多一点
can you be my lover don"t wanna be your friend
给你幸福每一天 给你幸福到永远
因为我want be your lover want be your man
说你害怕因为受过伤 不需要害怕因为我不是


浓郁香草 巧克玛瑙
不觉中悄悄融化了 变成最幸福的味道
忘了烦恼 可爱多好
不需要说什么 呼吸之间 就尝到了你我 心电感应 我看见
love is in the air
丘比特苦恼 唠叨的月老 缘分来了
他们谁也管不了 就放手去爱
love is in the air
花开得很好 风吹得很好
只要你在什么都好 爱的香味随空气飘.........

喝纯白的豆浆是纯白的浪漫 望着你可爱脸庞和你纯真的模样
我傻傻对你笑是你忧愁解药 你说我就像油条很简单却很美好
我知道你和我就像是豆浆油条 要一起吃下去味道才会是最好
你需要我的傻笑我需要你的拥抱 爱情就需要这样它才不会单调
我知道有时候也需要吵吵闹闹 但始终也知道只有你对我最好
豆浆离不开油条让我爱你爱到老 爱情就需要这样它才幸福美好

千万不要说天长地久,免的你觉的我不切实际 想多么简单就多么简单.
脑袋都是你心里都是你,小小的爱在那
PetalingJaya好甜蜜..
让我大声的对你说 ,I LoVe You !!
我我我我说不出口,口口口口声声的说
对不起我有大舌头,说说说说说你爱我
说爱你我就大舌头..............................

爱情,是一种怪事.我开始全身不受控制
爱情,是一种本事.我开始连自己都不是
为你我做了太多的傻事.
我忘了说,最美的是你名字
我什么都能忘,但唯一不忘的是你的名字

其实你 是个心狠又手辣 的小偷,我的心 我的呼吸和名字 都偷走
这星球 天天有五十亿人 在错过,多幸运 有你一起看星星 在争宠
这一刻 不再问为什麽,不再去猜测人和人,心和心,有什麽不同
一二三 牵着手 四五六 抬起头,七八九 我们私奔到月球....

去年我們參加朋友的喜酒 妳問新娘怎麼會那麼美
Oh~Baby Baby Baby Baby 想不想體會那感覺 ?
昨天我們拜訪朋友的新家 妳好羨慕那幸福油漆味
Oh~Baby Baby Baby Baby 只要妳點頭 我都給
我愛妳女孩 我等妳答案 讓我給妳愛愛 喔~願不願意
讓我給妳抱抱 喔~可不可以
我很確定 只要看妳 心跳永遠都像現在那麼近
讓我做妳Baby 嘛~願不願意
讓我做妳老公 嘛~可不可以
用這Blog當成媒人 把我和妳放在一起
Baby 願不願意 ??

[By]Hou>XL

Thursday, July 17, 2008

14-07-2008 is my day @

  • 14-07-2008 is my day...we started and never stop ,never end...
    wakkaakaka.......she is mine i am her........

    [By]:ThangMinHou

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Genting Last Part lo~~part 3


All Sleep-ing lo....ShhHhhHhhhHHHH...-By-H-O-U

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Gentingg Partt 2~~!


hmmm. . ? min hou nOt scare scare~? summore sien sien dei~?


wahaaha~ dunn hugg me laa~ i also scare la~ (min hou the most scare scare wann)


eeeee~! frankenstinee~!


thiss nOt scaryy alsoo~~!


eeeee~! he'ss cominn outt forr uss~~ Zhaoo~~! xP


o"O creepy~ y the arrow pointinn at the mask x"O


waaaa. . . the apekk row the boat slow sloww~

wei loon and his act cutee lala posee againn~~


tadaaaa~~ minhou:" me is kap kap leng lui laa~" xD

Us Us~ n the outdatedd ang mor like wei loon~~


Us Us~ n the outdatedd ang mor like wei loon~~ againn~



wahaaha~ darren too scare of kok? wan jump into water? o"O XL smsinn whoo woorr~soo bussyy xP

Us Uss Agaiinn~~ Jee kenn n his mini sizee jacket~ n shinyy pantsss = X

We are the Boyss~! xP

Wakaakaa~ look at darren facee~~

来来~赌博~赌博~

Haahaaa~ loke wai so chamm = X

Dingg Donngg~ we iss the room servicee~~ xD

o"X promottinn w550i~

waa~! mr. musclee~!

eeeewwww. . ! thats our cupp mee you usiinn~!


we are the Boyy Boixxx~! 2

Hou n Loon~ n thatss all for ourr genting tripp = )

bY: [ Chung ]

wakakakak~~all happy thing onli few sad thing~

My Report Card~ [ThangMinHou][SadThing]
His Report Card[ChuahChungLih][SadThing]
Wah~Seni Homework~Do by [Hou] And [Chung] Togerther[HappyThing]


Finaly~1000 jor...i hope can 1000 more~[HappyThing]

By [AhHouKor]

Gentinngg~ part 1?

heehee~! finaaly got the pictures~! but but . wei loon cameara veriee scare scare laa. . we look like vampires >"<



min hou tio scolded by 1 interactorr for ccuit cuitt girll~~




Act cool? look carefully wo~



haaha~ funnie face~



wahaha~ wad animal is this~



o"O lala pose n big Smiley face?



Chungg? with this zaidi stupidd haircut . .



kok~~! realiee look like kokokai~




Jee Kenn~ Boo~!



Jian Yoon~ The Cool Emo King



Zhen Yil~ Shark Man~!


Marcuss~! dun fly fly away worr~


Boom Boom~! Magiciann~



haaha~ tommorroww onliee post summore wo~ lazy post liaoo~ and and stupid blog got problemm~~